…it takes 5 minutes to open a door or cabinet.
…you don’t remember what it was like to go to the bathroom by yourself.
…you clean out your car and find a petrified golfish cracker.
…you realize that puppies are not the only creatures who will eat paper, shoes, and food on the floor.
…you find yourself answering the same question 10,000 times.
…the most “popular” song you sing is “Old MacDonald had a Farm.”
…you find yourself eating mini corn dogs for lunch.
…you find yourself secretly laughing because someone (under the age of 4!) has passed gas during a meal…and has NO IDEA that it is funny or inappropriate.
….you can discipline a hysterical, yet inappropriate behavior (such as passing gas at the dinner table) with a stern and serious face while your spouse is across the table secretly laughing into his napkin.
…you find yourself cursing with just letters and not words. (ex – she’s such a “B!” What the “F?” Don’t be such an “A-hole.”)
…you find yourself driving in the car saying (w/ MUCH enthusiasm) things like “yes that IS a cherry picker.” “yes that IS a cornfield.” “yes that IS WalMart.”
… you aren’t embarrased to wear stickers on your shirt (even in public).
…you go to get something out of the refrigerator and trip over the letter “D.” And then you think to yourself “what the F?”
Ok, that’s all I got…and that’s just from today’s events! By the way…these are NOT copied from an email…this is MY list from MY life!
Feel free to add your own!!